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On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 09:30:41 +0100, Martin Brown <|||newspam|||@nezumi.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> Uncle Al wrote:
>> Magnetic wrote:
>> [snip crap]
>> 
>>> Wait a little.
>>> The time needed to grow is from 1000 seconds to 1000 days.
>>> The Earth can already be pregnant now.
>> 
>> Christ is coming back - look busy.
> 
> I think we are playing this the wrong way.  CERN should announce
> today that they have made a Black Hole and it is eating up the
> Earth.
 
> Then with a bit of luck we can persuade the B-Ark material to cull
> themselves to avoid the forthcoming cataclysm.  They have short
> memories so we can use the same method again for the 2012 fake 
> EOTW.
> 
> It would clean up Usenet no end!
> 
> Regards,
> Martin Brown

Martin,

You may be onto something.  "Response to an overwhelming threat"...
this could be more serious than AGW.

I think it's time to involve our thoughtful (and, thanfully,
parsimonious) Congressional representatives and let them know that
the Earth faces imminent destruction from forces already unleashed
by experiments at the CERN LHC, and that this catastrophe can only
be averted through a massive and immediate infusion of research
money.

Since the threat involves the destruction of atomic and subatomic
particles, it's clear that the research should be funded through a
"Particle Tax" assessed against any person or company which creates,
destroys, uses, or is composed of particles.  In order to make the
tax fairer, if a company can show that it is destroying or creating
fewer particles, it will be able to sell its "Particle Credits" to
other personas or companies allowing them to increase their use of
particulate matter.

Act now! There is no time to lose!


Frank McKenney
-- 
    Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.ÿ -- Calvin 
-- 
Frank McKenney, McKenney Associates
Richmond, Virginia / (804) 320-4887
Munged E-mail: frank uscore mckenney ayut mined spring dawt cahm (y'all)

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Sam Wormley Inscribed thus:

> On 3/31/10 9:13 AM, Magnetic wrote:
>> Wait a little.
>> The time needed to grow is from 1000 seconds to 1000 days.
>> The Earth can already be pregnant now.
> 
>    <laughing)
> 
>    What bullshit!

Pregnant !#@*  Better not let the Missus find out...  (*)

-- 
Best Regards:
                Baron.

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On Mar 31, 11:52=A0pm, Magnetic <magnetic.t...@yandex.ua> wrote:
> > > > Heiko Vogel Inscribed thus:
>
> > > > > Yes! I am still alive or should I say: Damn!
>
> > > > > ;)
>
> > > > Me too. =A0I'll say it for you: Damm ! =A0(*)
>
> > > > --
> > > > Best Regards:
> > > > =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Baron.
>
> > > Wait a little.
> > > The time needed to grow is from 1000 seconds to 1000 days.
>
> > Or maybe to 1000 months? If so - it is a safe bet, because all of us
> > will be dead by then and will never find out.
>
> No, 9 month is much more probable than 1000 months.
>
> > > The Earth can already be pregnant now.
>

Why 9 months? Is Earth's pregnancy the same as human pregnancy?

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"Ostap S. B. M. Bender Jr." wrote:
> 
> On Mar 31, 11:52 pm, Magnetic <magnetic.t...@yandex.ua> wrote:
[snip crap]

> > No, 9 month is much more probable than 1000 months.
> >
> > > > The Earth can already be pregnant now.
> > 
> Why 9 months? Is Earth's pregnancy the same as human pregnancy?

Cow, 285 days (vs. human 280 days) - LHC refugee East Indian post-docs
have it rigged to blow Lakshmi.  

-- 
Uncle Al 
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On Apr 2, 5:28=A0pm, jmfbahciv <jmfbahciv@aol> wrote:
> Uncle Al wrote:
> > "Ostap S. B. M. Bender Jr." wrote:
> >> On Mar 31, 11:52 pm, Magnetic <magnetic.t...@yandex.ua> wrote:
> > [snip crap]
>
> >>> No, 9 month is much more probable than 1000 months.
>
> >>>>> The Earth can already be pregnant now.
> >> Why 9 months? Is Earth's pregnancy the same as human pregnancy?
>
> > Cow, 285 days (vs. human 280 days) - LHC refugee East Indian post-docs
> > have it rigged to blow Lakshmi. =A0
>
> The coast-to-coast radio show last night will give magnetic
> something else to worry about. =A0Estimated time to destruction
> given in that show is 2-3 years.
>
> /BAH

Now, after the crime was committed, all criminal physicist will
widespread the scare ideas about the drastic change of Solar behavior;
meteorite attack; Nesemida; crossing of Galaxy=92s plane; the end of
Mayan calendar and other rubbish, in order to foolish the ordinary
people and in order to hide the real cause of the future global
catastrophe, which is in fact, the LHC operation.

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In <5...@z3g2000yqz.googlegroups.com>, 
"Magnetic" wrote:

>On Apr 2, 5:28=A0pm, jmfbahciv <jmfbahciv@aol> wrote:
>> Uncle Al wrote:
>> > "Ostap S. B. M. Bender Jr." wrote:
>> >> On Mar 31, 11:52 pm, Magnetic <magnetic.t...@yandex.ua> wrote:
>> > [snip crap]
>>
>> >>> No, 9 month is much more probable than 1000 months.
>>
>> >>>>> The Earth can already be pregnant now.
>> >> Why 9 months? Is Earth's pregnancy the same as human pregnancy?
>>
>> > Cow, 285 days (vs. human 280 days) - LHC refugee East Indian post-docs
>> > have it rigged to blow Lakshmi.
>>
>> The coast-to-coast radio show last night will give magnetic
>> something else to worry about.  Estimated time to destruction
>> given in that show is 2-3 years.
>
>Now, after the crime was committed, all criminal physicist will
>widespread the scare ideas about the drastic change of Solar behavior;
>meteorite attack; Nesemida; crossing of Galaxy's plane; the end of
>Mayan calendar and other rubbish, in order to foolish the ordinary
>people and in order to hide the real cause of the future global
>catastrophe, which is in fact, the LHC operation.

  What will you be saying a day or two or three after Mayan calendar
ending of winter solstice in December 2012?

 - Don Klipstein (Jr) (d...@misty.com)

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Magnetic wrote:
> On Apr 2, 5:28 pm, jmfbahciv <jmfbahciv@aol> wrote:
>> Uncle Al wrote:
>>> "Ostap S. B. M. Bender Jr." wrote:
>>>> On Mar 31, 11:52 pm, Magnetic <magnetic.t...@yandex.ua> wrote:
>>> [snip crap]
>>>>> No, 9 month is much more probable than 1000 months.
>>>>>>> The Earth can already be pregnant now.
>>>> Why 9 months? Is Earth's pregnancy the same as human pregnancy?
>>> Cow, 285 days (vs. human 280 days) - LHC refugee East Indian post-docs
>>> have it rigged to blow Lakshmi.  
>> The coast-to-coast radio show last night will give magnetic
>> something else to worry about.  Estimated time to destruction
>> given in that show is 2-3 years.
>>
>> /BAH
> 
> Now, after the crime was committed, all criminal physicist will
> widespread the scare ideas about the drastic change of Solar behavior;
> meteorite attack; Nesemida; crossing of Galaxy’s plane; the end of
> Mayan calendar and other rubbish, in order to foolish the ordinary
> people and in order to hide the real cause of the future global
> catastrophe, which is in fact, the LHC operation.

Idiot. Again changing predictions after new facts I see.

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