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Wiener-Kitchen Theorem

Started by HardySpicer January 17, 2010
If a sausage is brown then it's cooked
if it's black it's f*cked.



Hardy
On Jan 17, 10:12&#2013266080;pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> If a sausage is brown then it's cooked > if it's black it's f*cked. > > Hardy
What did the Dali Lama say to the hotdog vender? "Make me one with everything." Clay

Clay wrote:

> On Jan 17, 10:12 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote: > >>If a sausage is brown then it's cooked >>if it's black it's f*cked. >> >>Hardy > > > What did the Dali Lama say to the hotdog vender? "Make me one with > everything."
Dalai Lama said: "could you please give me another part of the dog". VLV
Clay wrote:
> On Jan 17, 10:12 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote: >> If a sausage is brown then it's cooked >> if it's black it's f*cked. >> >> Hardy > > What did the Dali Lama say to the hotdog vender? "Make me one with > everything."
There's a pizza shop in Berkeley, CA that illustrates a "Zen pizza" with someone in the lotus position over the caption "Make me one with everything." Jerry -- Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get. &#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;
On 1/18/2010 9:00 AM, Jerry Avins wrote:
> Clay wrote: >> On Jan 17, 10:12 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> If a sausage is brown then it's cooked >>> if it's black it's f*cked. >>> >>> Hardy >> >> What did the Dali Lama say to the hotdog vender? "Make me one with >> everything." > > There's a pizza shop in Berkeley, CA that illustrates a "Zen pizza" with > someone in the lotus position over the caption "Make me one with > everything." > > Jerry
My favorite is at a pizza shop, The Pizza Lab, in SoDak near the Homestake Mine where they're trying to revive the underground neutrino lab where Ray Davis did the work that got him a Nobel Prize. They have a "Neutrino Pizza", that "goes right through you". Can't remember what's on it, but I never ordered that one. ;) -- Eric Jacobsen Minister of Algorithms Abineau Communications http://www.abineau.com
Eric Jacobsen wrote:
> On 1/18/2010 9:00 AM, Jerry Avins wrote: >> Clay wrote: >>> On Jan 17, 10:12 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>> If a sausage is brown then it's cooked >>>> if it's black it's f*cked. >>>> >>>> Hardy >>> >>> What did the Dali Lama say to the hotdog vender? "Make me one with >>> everything." >> >> There's a pizza shop in Berkeley, CA that illustrates a "Zen pizza" with >> someone in the lotus position over the caption "Make me one with >> everything." >> >> Jerry > > My favorite is at a pizza shop, The Pizza Lab, in SoDak near the > Homestake Mine where they're trying to revive the underground neutrino > lab where Ray Davis did the work that got him a Nobel Prize. They have > a "Neutrino Pizza", that "goes right through you". Can't remember > what's on it, but I never ordered that one. ;)
Phenolphthalein? Ugh! Jerry -- Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get. &#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;&#2013266095;
On 18 Jan, 17:59, Eric Jacobsen <eric.jacob...@ieee.org> wrote:
> On 1/18/2010 9:00 AM, Jerry Avins wrote: > > > Clay wrote: > >> On Jan 17, 10:12 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote: > >>> If a sausage is brown then it's cooked > >>> if it's black it's f*cked. > > >>> Hardy > > >> What did the Dali Lama say to the hotdog vender? "Make me one with > >> everything." > > > There's a pizza shop in Berkeley, CA that illustrates a "Zen pizza" with > > someone in the lotus position over the caption "Make me one with > > everything." > > > Jerry > > My favorite is at a pizza shop, The Pizza Lab, in SoDak near the > Homestake Mine where they're trying to revive the underground neutrino > lab where Ray Davis did the work that got him a Nobel Prize. &#2013266080;They have > a "Neutrino Pizza", that "goes right through you". &#2013266080; Can't remember > what's on it, but I never ordered that one. &#2013266080;;)
Eh... would that be the one with seafood of the day? Judging from the maps, South Dakota seems to be at least 2000 km from the nearest sea shore... Rune