OT: One of My Non-MIDI, Non-Soundcard, Non-Synth, Music Fantasy.

On 8/18/07 8:32 PM, in article sdefc39e014fob0lu304903afh3cnamv52@4ax.com,
"Al in Dallas" <alfargnoli@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 23:25:26 +0200, Sander deWaal <nospam@wanadoo.nl>
> wrote:
> 
>> BobG <bobgardner@aol.com> said:
>> 
>> 
>>> Go down to the local music store and buy all these songs on Karaoke
>>> CDs... great music tracks that sound just like the originals. You can
>>> play them in your bedroom and sing at the top of your lungs instead of
>>> typing away on usenet groups.
>> 
>> 
>> More importantly, he wouldn't annoy nearly as much people.
> 
> What's the story on Radium? Is he just a standard troll?

Yes, but also he has a very short attention span, believes everything he
thinks up is vital in some way and has a compelling urge to share his ideas
.

Bob wrote:
> 
> "John Fields" <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote:
> > On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:23:02 -0700, Radium <glucegen1@gmail.com>
> > ---
> > Back again, annoying troll?
> >
> > JF
> 
> I say we all pitch in and buy him a girlfriend.
> 
> Bob


   Are there any girls who are that desperate for money?


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On Aug 18, 1:23 am, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hi:
>
> Eliminate all vocalizations, kicks, spikes, clicks, snares, hiss,
> saxophones, leads and similar instruments by recognizing their
> waveforms rather than removing the central channel of a recording.
>
> Current "voice cancellers" work by ridding whatever is identical in
> both right and left. This would not eliminate vocals if they were
> recorded differently in the right and left channels. I don't want this
> at all.
>
> Eliminate the kicks, spikes, clicks, snares, hiss, saxophones, leads
> and similar instruments as well.
>
> I would like to eliminate all vocalizations, kicks, spikes, clicks,
> snares, hiss, saxophones, leads and similar instruments from my
> following CD collection of songs:
>
> 1. The Perfect Fan - Backstreet Boys
> 2. Drowning - Backstreet Boys
> 3. I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys
> 4. Shape of My Heart - Backstreet Boys
> 5. As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet Boys
> 6. Chariots of Fire -- Stephen Logaradis
> 7. The Long Race -- Bruce Hornsby
> 8. Holiday -- Green Day
> 9. Boulevard of Broken Dreams -- Green Day
> 10. American Idiot -- Green Day
> 11. We Live - Bosson
> 12. You Opened My Eyes -- Bosson
> 13. Where Are You - Bosson
> 14. One In a Million - Bosson
> 15. Drops of Jupiter - Train
> 16. Online Songs - Blink 182
> 17. The Rock Show - Blink 182
> 18. All The Small Things - Blink 182
> 19. One More Night - Phil Collins
> 20. Another Day In Paradise - Phil Collins
> 21. Can't Stop Loving You -- Phil Collins
> 22. Distant Early Warning -- Rush
> 23. Subdivisions -- Rush
> 24. Lock and Key -- Rush
> 25. Summer of '69 -- Bryan Adams
> 26. Right Here Waiting -- Richard Marx
> 27. Walking Away -- Craig David
> 28. Jump -- Van Halen
> 29. Ms. Jackson -- Out Kast
> 30. The One -- Backstreet Boys
> 31. Africa -- Toto
> 32. These Dreams -- Heart
>
> Basically I would like to keep in these songs, only the pianos,
> guitars, psychedelic instruments, synth pads and similar instruments.
> Then make the volume of the synth pads the loudest and decrease the
> pianos and guitars to the point where they can still be heard without
> overriding the synth pads.
>
> Here what I would like to with some other types of instruments:
>
> Bass instruments should be separated into a different track. This
> track should be high-pass filtered to amplify the high-frequency
> components -- and attenuate the low-frequency components -- of the
> bass instruments until this track's average frequency is the same as
> the average frequency of the track containing non-bass instruments --
> i.e. the track containing everything other than the bass instruments.
>
> As for violins, I really enjoy it when a bunch of violins are played
> in sync. I don't much like the sound of just one violin playing.
>
> Thanks,
>
> Radium

Do you get these fantasies when you are playing with your blowup
girlfriend?